Hi, my name is Makale, but you can call me Kale... like the vegetable. Why? Becuase it's funny that's why! And like the vegetable, I can be weird and funky, but then I start showing up in every dish and you say to yourself "Wow Kale is actually pretty cool" and BOOM I'm your new favorite food. You gotta give me time to grow on you.  Besides, who can resist my dimples.